The BAH HUMBUG thread, whats wrong with Christmas

Coulda got myself a cast 4" scat crank if'n I did not have to buy everybody stuff they don't need. My son I don't mind buying stuff for, adults can get their own ****. I didn't find any pistons and rings in my stocking, nor a pair of 500cfm AVS2 carburetors under the tree.

Looks like I get to buy my own stuff next month!