Surgery sucks

This may not turn out right, all one handed...rotator cuff surgery on the 27th and released yesterday on my left shoulder due to a fall in my driveway over the July 4th holiday, ripped my bicep muscle off as well as the tendon on top of the shoulder. It will be 6 weeks on a sling and 6 to 9 months to heal totally, i am the care giver for my 76 year old wife who has dementia and stage 4 C.O.P.D. it all should be really interesting trying to do everything one handed. I was informed that i will now set a metal detector off.