So how many years have you been married?

My first one ended immediately after she took my 69 Roadrunner out in the sand dunes while I was at work and blew the 440 Magnum Police motor in it, and then called me an A hole for my reaction.
THEN carved A hole in my real wood chrome spoke steering wheel while I was at work the next day.:icon_fU:

This one has been 27 years.
I'm surprised your not in jail homicide! lol