So how many years have you been married?

Zero :D. A couple years working in Family Law is enough to convince anyone it's "cheaper to keep her" as the guys say.

I have lived in sin twice though. 19 years with Mallory's dad, and these last 15 with Billy. Both proposed but ... nahhhh.
Same story here... But if I want to split up, Texas actually requires a formal divorce! Nuts!