Waah waah what did you expect?

I went to school with a guy named Horton Thorton jr. and worked with a man named Jerry Peacock and he and his wife actually named their daughter Penelope and call her Penny for short..but the funniest one of all to me is a man who is a patient at the pain management clinic I go to who's name is pronounced Lamon juh-lo but spelled lemonjello..no kidding..