People you want to meet from FABO but are to elusive or to far?

I would like to meet Arroyo Grande's madman, A body bomber. Eventually on the next trip to Bama swing over and see Rusty and Kitty. And Leadfoot so I can give him a bottle of Screamin Hornets for his cooking adventures. If I ever had reason to go to the Midwest, Doogie and Bad Sport for sure.