buyer remorse

Why is it that I never have that!!!????? I go out and drag home another rusty, neglected, woreout, overpriced ( to me) screwed with (up) Mopar project, ..and no matter how many places of hidden rust, woreout components, Bufford's use of grade 3 bolts, unexpected expenses, unobtainable parts, I am still just totally tickled with my latest acquisition! This has been going on now for 30 odd years! '
Am I immune to Buyer's Remorse!!??? ha

OK If the mods want to move this thread to joke section.. go right ahead... but I am serious!!!!