Crazy alignment problems

Can you borrow a trailer and haul it to the shop? You said you don't know what your doing. Haul it to someone that does. No sense dying over it.
not enough info, too many possibilities to run through. a lot of pics of UCA, LCA, strut rods, tie rod ends, idler arm, etc. would help, but lacking those, I agree with the post to put it in a dolley and drag it to the alignment shop.