Crazy alignment problems

First off let me say that I have no idea what I’m doing and just want to get the car to an alignment shop
Not to be an *** but if you have all the parts on that you going to install just call the tow truck. These front ends can be a ***** if you don't know what you doing. One tweak makes a big one somewhere else and it looks like you have changed many parts. Get all the stuff on you can do yourself and let them align it. Just be assured you will be going back a few times after everything settles in to get it adjusted again.