Who Needs a Creeper When One Has This?

Boy, you must been rich!!! All my Dad could afford for the driveway was Gulf of Mexico discarded oyster shells.

WTH? What was the purpose? The worst I came across was under a raised foundation house that had busted up concrete as the floor, little concrete rocks the size of golf balls. PITA to crawl. I took a old boogie board down with me and just worked my way over the shards.