I Had My Car Certified By Galen V. Govier, Check Out My New Fender Tag...
I found this while I was walking along the side of the road, looking for cigarette butts to smoke. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
From what I heard, when these were available on the googlewebs a while back, the gumbers nuru had a conniption, and his attorney issued a cease and desist notice.