Stop in for a cup of coffee

I used to work with at risk youth and junvielle and young adult offenders from cities all over the US. Had a 15 yr old explain that to me after he got kicked from our program for smacking a kid with a banana. Said he needed to go back to Cleveland where he could make 300 bucks a night selling crack. I tried telling him he’d end up dead or in jail and I got that about jail explained to me.
Gee, for a guy who has only about 14 years of work experience as an adult you sure do seem to have a lot of jobs that you claim to be expert at. I count at least 4 jobs you have posted and claim expertise at.

So, apparently any time spent on any one of them somehow qualifies you as a seasoned professional? How long on that juvenile risk offenders job did you spend?