Is It This Bad Elsewhere? How Do People Drive Where You Live?

Glad you brought that up.

In OH turning into the far lane is strictly enforced. People don't do it.

In FL you can never be sure, as it seems it's 50/50.

I always was able to turn from the right lane to the right lane in OH while other traffic was turning left into the left lane, without fear of some yahoo turning while changing lanes into me.

Exact opposite here. If I turn from left lane into left lane the driver across the street turning right will come over into my lane and honk at me and give me the old stink eye.