What's some of the strange item's you've found under seats and carpets in old cars you've bought?

I found a half empty bottle of gentleman's jack stashed in the inner trunk panel of an 86 subaru wagon.Ive also found lots of pot,lighters,pipes,etc over the years in various cars...I disposed all it all responsibly by incerating it, then watching pink floyd's the wall while eating funyuns... I've also bought a $50 car and and found a $100 bill under the carpet.