Pretend I’m an idiot.

Hello I'm such and such from such and such and this is a picture of my car and I would like some help with the new engine I got. I've been watching The Forum for some time and finally got a project I can share blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah.. thank you for everybody's help in the future and tickle your nuts blah blah blah...