Stop in for a drink.

And that, sir, is why I stay away from the doctors ! There's absolutely nothing wrong me now! One trip to the doc and I'd be a walking corpse!

By the way, I am sipping on a nice wheated bourbon at the present time.. ignorance is bliss and I'm awfully happy!
Yep Ben Drinkin you said what I think, stay away from docs. and just keep smiling and keep your money in your pocket.