Came AWFUL darn close to serious hurt today

Eh, I've done dumber. Was using a tanker bar to release the chain binders on a truck load my chief and I were delivering. Those things tighten down with a tremendous amount of force, because when it released it ripped that bar out of my hands barely missing my face and threw that bar about 40' in the air. Chief and the MSG just stared at me as this steel bar comes crashing down between us. I thought for sure I was going to get my *** chewed out for that one.