Help make this go viral please....

Sounds sorta like me. I am not anti social, but IF my nearest neighbor is 10-12 miles away, in one direction only, that is fine with me!!!
I keep a VERY small circle of friends...
But.....my wife (and by association myself as well!) has 8 cats, 2 dogs, 2 tortoises and a huge fish tank.....
All animals are rescues except the fish...

Animals - good
People - suck LOL


Jeff