Valvoline easy-pour

The first year I worked in the bike shop I was cleaning a carburetor and didn't realize the spray was going in one passage and coming out another at ninety degrees.
That outlet just happened to be pointed........ at my crotch.

That started to light up and I dropped what I was doing and raced to the bathroom. Occupied!

Decided to head to the customer bathroom up front. Opened the door between the shop and the showroom, and there stood a beautiful, tall, shapely brunette, staring wide eyed at me with a wet crotch, panic in my eyes, and racing to the bathroom.
I'll never forget how pretty she was, and how little of her I was interested in seeing.

All of the above, one of my favorites was opening a package of syrup to pour on my pancakes at a restaurant. The 1x2" clear rectangular package had pressure in it , guess what happened when I cracked the corner open .