scammer from microsoft (not)

I enjoy talking with scammers. "Sure you can lower the interest rate on my Mustard Charge card." They say "Master Card?" I say "No Mustard Card. Current balance is 2.72."
If its my computer, I might tell them its not on, I'll need to boot it up. Then "Sorry this is taking so long. Windows 95 is slow." Just whatever I can come up with. One guy asked me what was on my screen, I said "Andy Griffin Show." When he said close that, "Not until it ends. I haven't seen this one before." Another was telling me what buttons to press, CTRL or something,,, "I can't find that on my remote. Then "Oh I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about TV. I don't have a computer."