scammer from microsoft (not)

Back in the telemarketers days:

"bla bla bla"

ME "Oh just a minute my wife was just talking about this the other day, she is busy right now can you hang on a minute?"

"Sure, bla bla bla"

..........Stretch that out, 2, 3, 4 minutes.........

ME "Sorry she'll be here in a second, can you hang on?"

"Sure......bla bla bla"

Stretch that out......another 3, 4 minutes?

ME: "Still with us, I'm sorry?"

"............yeh, I'm still here.........bla bla bla"

ME: "Sorry I don't know what I was thinking. I don't have a wife I've never been married" ...........hang up phone