I want to strangle my kid. (No, not really strangle.. but a payback is in order!)

Next time don't stand by idle when the kid is arguing with your wife and I guess his mother.
Honey do list is for husbands who can't get it right the first time.
So, all the **** that needs to be done, that she thinks she can't do, is for a guy that can't get it right the first time? I'd love to hear your wife's input on that.