I want to strangle my kid. (No, not really strangle.. but a payback is in order!)
Drama! If ya wanna get things done right and quick, bash him over the head with a bat. Knock him out, break every bone that is easy to get to with the bat and let him wake up to a mirror in his mangled face.
Tell him that’s step one.
While he is tied up in the chair, gag him. Build a coffin in front of him. Use the wife’s tap measure to get dimensions for an exact fit, EXCEPT..... At the feet where you add approximately 2 cubic feet.
This is where you point at it and tell him this is where the cement goes to keep your dumb *** at the bottom of NYC harbor.
Call me when the need comes up.
Stop bitchen on the net.
You should have whipped his *** earlier and taught him respect from jump street. You now reap what you have .... ahhhhh, never mind.
Have fun with the jerk.
Old age and wisdom can I overcome youths strength and I’ll temper.
I NEVER have anything even remotely close to this issue happen. I don’t tell my son to take out the garbage, cut the grass, clean his room, wash the dishes, clean his bathroom, never have to say mind your manors, be polite, as permission, say thanks, give thanks, help others, never, NEVER ever talks back! NEVER!
Why?
Raised right!
He does it on his own WITHOUT being told.
So, the weather forecast for today looked beautiful, so I was thinking 'Great! I can get out in the garage and get busy!'
I get up early, get some work done in the quiet hours before the wife and kid get up.
The 16yr old boy comes downstairs, had a little chat with him how his high school dance went the night before (which I went way out of my way to help him get ready for.. but that's a different story!).
The wife wakes up, and before she can get a sip of coffee down, the kids gets into a huge argument with her, by being a jerk. It ends with the wife saying 'great, now I'm gonna be crabby all day! Then he toodles off to work for 9 hours... thanks man!
So. I break out the honey-do list. Got a ton of stuff done.. I got her to smile after replacing the kitchen faucet, which has been on the list for awhile.. and I made it out to the garage! Yay!
Now, to figure a payback.. I can't let him get away with this no repercussions. I'm open to suggestions...
