Son of a @**$&#^

Hahaha! That sucks!

A buddy of mine did that at work a few years back. He stood up and the phone fell out of his pocket and Plunk! into the toilet. He looked at the phone for a minute floating around with, err, everything else, and flushed it. He wasn't about to fish it out. He had insurance on the phone, so they just gave him a new one.