To buy or not to buy

i once had the wife drop me off when buying a "new" truck
i knew i wanted it, it was a bit rusty but it came with the hemi and a plow, so i had cash in my pocket and my mind made up
now, they wife wasnt impressed with it and said "are you sure you want that hunk a'rust?"

so i told the wife, just drive home, ill buy the truck and drive it home

well, sure enough, the truck didnt have the hemi at all, just a magnum and when going for a test drive we get the silly thing stuck in the mud...so i walked the 4 miles back home