Barracuda Funny Car

604B1duster said
I think this is an awesome deal and would love to buy it but I’m pretty sure it’s a guaranteed divorce for me.
1970 Plymouth Barracuda | eBay

Easy answer: "Honest, honey, I thought it was just a really well-detailed diecast car for my collection. I guess I should have paid more attention to where the decimal point was in the price."