Why dont Millennials buy motorcycles?

Up here the cost of insuring one is the same as a cheap used car. So even if you can afford the buy in; first there's federal tax, then provincial, then insurance; and tell me again for what purpose did I buy this two-wheeled behemoth?
They used to be fun,cheap, and money-savers.
Now they're just expensive, moving targets. Toys for the richer than me, the more retired than me, and the wilder than me.