Why dont Millennials buy motorcycles?

Hell, that bike matches my car!

Of course, in true Uncle Donnie fashion, this is a 100th anniversary bike with a special 100th anniversary paint job that he probably paid waaay too much for. He was the king of chrome, and had to throw at least $5k extra at everything he owned to hoopty it up. He never rode this bike, don’t even know why he bought it. He hit a gator on his previous bike, lying in the middle of the road coming home from the casino late one night, and swore he’d never ride again. 6 months later he bought this bike.