I'm putzing around in the garage..

And my neighbor walks in.. 'Hey, I broke that Craftsman 1/4 ratchet you let me borrow the other day... sorry, and I'll buy ya a new one".
... "I have mine...used it today.." and grabbed it and spun it around with the socket.
.."huh.. musta been one I had... never mind then!"... as he's walking out the garage... "dumbass! Ya coulda got a new one!"
:)