My Current Situation

I was the guest of Princess Alia of Jordan and president Assad of Syria. That is President Assad the father of the current president Assad. And Princess Alia was the daughter of King Hussein of Jordan and now she's the sister of the current King. Went there to look at horses.

Dang man how did you get those connections? lol... My dad's family fled Syria in the 1970s because my grandfather was on the secret police's hit list for doing some anti-government... stuff. Ever since then he's lived in Egypt because that's one of the few countries not allied with Syria that wouldn't deport him back. He's 80-something years old btw and the Syrian government still wants his head. Ridiculous.