Stop in for a cup of coffee

Just did a service on a 15 f150.
Ecoboost.
Oil drain plug is some stupid plastic bit that you turn with a 3/8” drive. And oil gushes out like a torrential downpour.
What a freakin mess! Not to mention you have to unbolt some kind of insulation pad.
Guess its there to soak up the oil when that stupid plug fails. Must be a diaper.
O rings on filter housing, one so small its impossible to replace without stretching it with some sort of tool. Pita!
8 litres of oil! 2.7 litre engine wtf??
My shop is pretty well lit,still need a light to see the dipstick hole, its deep in a shadow. And a step as its too far to reach.
Fn engineers...
Rant over.