Who wants to buy me some beer?

Aight den. I found a new beer I want to try. It's made by Sam Adams. It's called Utopias. 29% ABV. NON carbonated. I want to try it. Problem is, The highest ABV that's legal to buy in Georgia is like 13%. Somebody want to find me some and send it to me? I'll of course pay for it and give you some extra for your trouble.