Auto Parts Store Gold.

Yep 9" brakes,
Every time you talk to one of these kids at the parts store, you have to tell them "that's 9 inch brakes that's one less than 10 and one more than 8 and maybe they'll get it right. LOL

You can even have a half intelligent counter-man and still have the same troubles.

I spray-painted some pennies for my daughter’s leprechaun school project.

Silver pennies look like dimes and nickels.

It is a tiny bit evil, but I am paying for small items with these silver pennies in my change.

Those working registers that are turds (really dumb turds) might get silver pennies-just to watch their confusion.

I miss people like Rob working counters-people that are competent to handle transactions and needs of the customer.