Post office did their trace and found it had been sent to Ghana (um, because yeah, Ghana...Finland...easy mistake). They said they had to wait for the Ghanian postal authority to do their own investigation. For some strange reason, they never heard back—probably because the Ghanian postal authority is make-believe. Okeh, fine, somewhere in Ghana somebody's using a custom-ground Slant-6 camshaft as a baseball bat or something