Stop in for a cup of coffee

So once again in the you can't make this up category, I am over in the winners circle barn lusting over Zmans car. I am rocking my FABO coffee club shirt ( thanks Dd) and a gentleman approaches me asking where my coffee shop is in FABO Minn. At this point it has not dawned on him yet that I am looking at him, like he has a third eye, as he is fixated on showing me his coffee shop logo on his shirt. He explains he owns and operates the first coffee shop etc. etc. etc. The guy does not let up he is determined I am a competitor to his shop. When he finally takes a breath, I patiently explain it is FABO for A bodies only. In a look of total disgust he explains well your shirt is very misleading and walks off in a huff. Zman and I are just shaking our heads! Chalk one up for Dd!