Girls with luxury car names

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CudaChick1968 said:
Billy and I were waiting in line at a store and overheard a ghetto mom looking for her daughters Tuesday and -- get this -- Pajama ... as in one side of pajamas. We barely retained our composure.
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I just don't get it. I would COMPLETELY endorse something like......going back to the mother country Africa and picking up a traditional African name. I had a black friend (may he RIP) I worked at the Toyotee dealer with. Every member of his immediate family had traditional African names. They were an awesome tight knit family proud of where they came from and could tell you all about it. Just super cool stuff. But some it seems just make crap up or as you say use common names for names of their children. Isn't a child worth more in a name than danged Pajama? I'm sorry, that's just stupid.
 
The Addams family's daughter was Wednesday. I wanted to name my son "Otto Oscar Olson". Otto was my great uncle, Oscar was my grandfather. The wife (ex) nixed that. I just thought he would have a hard time spelling his first name wrong. And his nickname would be "O O".
 
Honest to God, there is a boy in my daughters class named Magnum! And there is another boy a couple years older in the same school named Hemi! No ****. And they are not related.
And yes, we live in a very rural area.
 
SSG_Karg said:
Honest to God, there is a boy in my daughters class named Magnum! And there is another boy a couple years older in the same school named Hemi! No ****. And they are not related.
And yes, we live in a very rural area.
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Must have liked Tom Selleck in the old tv show.
 
I drive a school bus. The names I see seem to be made up as they go. Even different spellings of what would seem obvious. But, I come from the John, David, Michael, Susan, Janet, Carol, Barbara, Joseph, (etc.) era.
 
Oldschoolcuda said:
Got hold of the triplets on my one trip to hoffs bunny ranch. Names were clit, ms. areola & labia.
Opps those aren't car names. Nothing to see here. My bad. lol
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Only triplets I ever met were the Ly sisters: Ug, Sik, and Home.........

I knew a Shelby too. My roommates name was Aurora....Man, she could have made money stripping. Huge rack, big eyes..looked like a stacked Jasmine from Aladdin. I could hear it now.."Give it up, for the beautiful..Aurora"
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From the inner city of Detroit, heard from a case worker of a kid named “********”. Supposedly pronounced Sha- HEED. The T is silent! How is this not child abuse.
 
Back in the day we used to go camping at a local campground. There were 4 ugly assed girls that used to pal around at this place and played the most awful music up at the campground pool. I named em slit, slut, slam , and slim. My brother named em scag bag, hag, and rag. His friend named em scum, bum, babyface, and finster
 
That's not nice. Of course, as a youngster I called a couple of neighborhood girls "Midge and Giant". The girl next door was taller than most of her classmates, and one of her friends was a dwarf.

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In community college I tried to make up for my earlier rude behavior mentioned in post #59 above by asking a dwarf out to lunch one day. She turned me "down". True story.
 
I know a guy named 'Pierrdno'..and you have to roll the d. He says hes a french mexican..?
 
My sons name was going to be Hemme, which is pronounced Hemi. It’s an old Finnish family name on my wife’s side, but we opted for Ian instead.

There was a girl in my teacher friends class named L-A, pronounced Ladasha. My teacher friend got written up when this student complained that she was being discriminated against because the teacher did t pronounce her name right. Can’t make this **** up!
 
True story...
A lady who worked for me years ago had an aunt named 'Elevena'. The aunt was the eleventh kid in the family and the parents had run out of names!
 
True story - cuz you can't make this stuff up:
Have a friend with a daughter who is 43 years old. Her name is 'Corine" thanks to the rich Corinthan leather in their new 1975 Cordoba. Ricardo would be proud.
 
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