Girls with luxury car names

My sons name was going to be Hemme, which is pronounced Hemi. It’s an old Finnish family name on my wife’s side, but we opted for Ian instead.

There was a girl in my teacher friends class named L-A, pronounced Ladasha. My teacher friend got written up when this student complained that she was being discriminated against because the teacher did t pronounce her name right. Can’t make this **** up!