That's your response to Roy? good god, have you learned NOTHING from this escapade... Put the fricken shovel down and step away from the hole. Hysterically ridiculous!
You don't use a shovel, you bury yourself with a backhoe!
I've had the same experience Bulldozer with some that came to my house. Sob story, father son project, sold some stuff only to see it on ebay 3 weeks later. Same people called up, drove 250+ miles round trip on the notion of getting another good deal on 1000-1500 worth of parts. Yeah they got a good deal, lied to my face about the earlier parts and left empty handed when prices where 2-3x what they were talked about the last time. They finally figured out that I knew what they did. Enjoy your drive home! :)
