Well I hit a deer.

I went to HS with Tweensie (her real name, skinny but, she is tall 6 ft) and we are both 71, her hubby Eddie is about 75. Two old farts like me. Well Teensie was telling the story in her best SW Ga anti bellum talk. She hit a deer and her car went to the biody shop. So they drive to Albany, a city almost ( would be if not in SWGa) to get a rental car. The young salesman guy walks up and as he does Eddie walks up and begins to tell Teensie how she drives like chit to even hit a deer,silly woman, and etc etc. The young salesman has no idea this guy is her husband and asks if she will be alright. She has gotten in the rental car and ready to drive off. In her most fragile female voice, she says " Don't worry, I will be alright.'
Eddie goes over and gets in his car and follows her out. Not long before the cops pull Eddie over and Teensie keeps right on truck 'in!! lol