Toolman Mike is old today!

Yur not old 'til you quit plucking your nose hairs on account of you can't see 'em any more.
Yur not old 'til;
your earlobes start flappin' in the breeze,or
your cheeks don't stop moving when yur head does,or
the rainwater starts drippin' off your brow-ridges instead of running in your eyes, or
yur knees start talking back to you when you get up in the morning.
Yur not old 'til
you can't remember the last time you showered, or
the last time you had sex,or
'til your pee starts running different in the morning from in the middle of the afternoon.
Yur not old 'til
yur grandkids are teenagers and stop comin' around when their folks do, or
yur waistline starts shrinking again, but yur hips barely make it between the doorposts, so it's a wash and yur still wearing 38s or 40s.... or more.

Lord help you if you start burying your kids......
Happy Birthday