Get a load a this!(slant 6 with a hole)

In 1987 I blew up my 68 Barracuda 318 on I-294 west of Chicago. I was stranded in the inside median and had to run across the highway, run down an off ramp, and find a pay phone. (most people on this site probably have no idea what those are) Anyway, AAA would not tow off the tollway and said if I could get my car down the off ramp onto a surface street they would tow me. I ran back to my car trying to figure out what to do. I decided to hit the key and the engine fired! I limped it off the highway and got towed home. The next day I dug into the engine and there were two rods, two pistons, and two chunks of the block missing! It ran pretty well for a six cylinder...