You know when the thought just, accidentally, slips out of your mouth?
Two psychiatrists meet on the street after not seeing each other for a while. “How are you?” asks one. “Eh, not so good,” says the other. “I had a stupid misunderstanding, a slip of the tongue.
The first one says “Well, that’s pretty common. What did you say?”
The other one answers “I was having lunch with my wife and I when I meant to ask her to pass me the salt, I accidentally said, ‘You ******* ***** you ruined my life.’”
