Open invitation to come to the Sunshine state

I'd like to welcome you snow birds down to get a taste of the REAL Florida! Not that Sissy November,December, January stuff. Yesterday it was 98 Degrees with a feels like temp of 112! Today we had a Fl. cold front come thru, yea only 97 degrees and a feels like temp of 111!
So come on down. Don't forget your jacket. Eh?
I hear people saying be careful at Carlisle with the heat, stay hydrated, etc.
Huh?
I'm not did-respectin' but come-on. How bad could it be? You ever thrown hay for a summer job, or hoed orange tree's?
Guess I'll find out how bad PA is.