The wife has no sense of Humor!

Being a Fireman for 33 years will MAKE you grow a thick skin. Man the old timers I had to deal with would have you crying and asking for your mommy. I sometimes forget that some people might not understand my sense of humor. Sorry
One thing I've learned, is typed sentences on the internet are much different than in person... nothing to go on. I love making someone do a double-take with 'what the hell did you say?!?'... but in person, a smile and wink makes it all good. Hard to do that with written sentences.