The wife has no sense of Humor!

Been there done that for many years. Your not the only one that had to do CPR or rescue some old fart from a fire on this Forum. And yes our scene of humor is bad at times but we care just hard to understand at times.

Yes Sir , I also did some volunteer Fire Fighting, Hawaii maybe be a little different than u all r used 2.
But giving CPR to big ugly women or even uglier men. Sure aint no fun, or trying to get a 300 lb. Half naked Hawaiian woman out of her house. When the attaching house is in flames ! Big *** Tits flying everywhere. You trying to help her but she smothering u with tits and sweat. Not fun
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