The wife just called me a 'fucksack' for getting in her way when I was reaching across the coffee table to get my smokes, go outside, and contemplate this thread.
She's 15 years younger than me, 3 inches taller, and outweighs me by 30 pounds. Also, she's a readhead, hair past her waist.. red in all sense of the word.
I stopped and looked back... she gave me a nice wink and air kiss.
A wife with a good sense of humor is a treasure.
