The wife has no sense of Humor!

A good case where my odd sense of humor got my *** in trouble.
Reminds me of a like story. Back in about 1988, I was on duty as a F/F with Tampa Fire Dept. We responded to a old folks home high rise fire alarm that turned out to be a false alarm. As we were getting in the elevator to verify it. This resident steps in the elevator and asks can she and her cat ride up with us. I tell her "Sure come on in, I love cats, they taste like chicken" I'm here to tell you she came alive and was pissed off. We tried to convince her I was kidding, but she wanted my name and she was going to have my job! I was called down town to the third floor and had a face to face with THE Fire Chief, He chewed me out and then laughed his *** off.