The wife has no sense of Humor!

I tried that one or two a day trick several times that I did quit in the past. Like you said, before you know it your back smoking as much as before you quit!
Sorry, don't mean to hijack your thread, but how did you quit? I used Chantix, and it worked great.. but it did give me some damn weird assed dreams... technicolor dragons type stuff. Nothing bad, but boy was it weird. I've never dropped acid, but from what I've read of that trip, this was close.