The wife has no sense of Humor!

Yea a few but some I'm not proud of.
We all have those, lol.. I have some from last weekend... started drinking at noon, and everyone was at my place for the 4th... was just having so damn much fun with people I haven't seen in years. Was more than a little 'tippy' by the time fireworks started.
I know that's probably not on the same level as some of yours.. but, hey, you got out of it, and seems like you're doing ok. Good for you man!