To no one in particular, but probably to anyone over about 55
Put a big mirror on the table, bend over, wait several seconds,then look at your face. With all the water you are retaining, your ever-growing brow-ridges, Pinocchio nose, Jumbo ears, and budding hard-to-shave dewlap,not to mention liver-spots and warts;
it's no wonder the wife always has a headache.
Time to turn off the lights.